Monday, July 23, 2007

Transformers: The Review (by a reviewer who believes in the adage "better late than never" :P)

Creepy Dude Joseph has been known to transform into a motorized toothbrushTwo creepy dudes emerged from the cavernous dark today to metaphorically pinch themselves and make sure the world was still there beyond the wall of scrambled text, definitions, equations and graphs that had been building over the past few days. Study breaks call for mindless fun, and what better than the movies! As a study break goes, Transformers was like ordering a single, medium pizza and getting a double sized fun-za with extra cheese and dipping sauce on the side delivered to your door instead. While not breaking any barriers, it nonetheless paired breathtaking, larger-than-life CGI with a straightforward plot and characters with some depth. The scenes were smashed together with furious control by director Michael Bay, creating action sequences epic enough to make even the most jaded of you catch your breath, at least once :P The dialogue on the part of the hero, if no one else, was layered with wit and an affable rapport with his father and "the love interest".

To make a long story short, go see it! ...and as I am fully aware it came out two weeks ago and I am probably one of the last people on earth to witness its glory, see it again, perhaps with an "enhanced" state of mind, and do it soon

- L.

18 comments:

NeilV said...

We were jumping out of our chairs, literally for this one. It didn't hurt that we got to see it front row center in an empty theater. Awesomeness, that Shia LeBoeuf has some real acting chops.

Like we were saying, he pretty much stole millions of hearts across America when he was able to steal the scene amidst a legion of six story behemoths. He got mine (and Joe's probably).

Shia LeBoeuf said...

ur gay

Optimus Prime said...

FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS

Megatron said...

SORRY ABOUT THE NUMBER OF REPLIES TO UR THREAD BRO

Scorpinoc said...

I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL... with my hard pointed poisonous hard good looking tail of mine.. It has a sharp end.. so here I come!
TO DESTROY YOU AAALLLLLL.

NeilV said...

I can't believe the actual transformers have haxxed into teh internet and are posting at my blog. I was wondering, Transformers legion & Megatron, do you think that GimmiDaMonii ranks as one of the superior forms of intelligence on the Earth?

Specifically, how would you compare GimmiDaMonii (a real expert in hidden identity and internet hax) to Joseph Pierri (human)?

GimmiDaMonii said...

wuspu not to brag but i axly posted those replies about transformers, haha, i only said that because it'd be likely, the truth being i don't usually hax hardware except for the toaster at the starbucks on university ave, made it say "i'm horny for toast" lol, nice one me, but srsly, i didn't even fuckin write these posts, well this one obv, lore r u around wut do u think of me in general i think u r about 5/5 but this convo is not that high peace

Megatron said...

IN FACT I HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED TOASTER. YOU MIGHT SAY THAT SHE BECAME FAMILIAR WITH MY ROBOT IN DISGUISE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT [0xAB479DF ERROR LOADING EUPHEMISM] ALL NIGHT! GOOD TIMES.

THANKS FOR THE HOOKUP GDM, I OWE U 1 BRO.

Optimus Prime said...

HEY MEGATRON, I HEARD THAT DURING YOUR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ENCOUNTER THE TOAST SIZE SETTING WAS ON EXTRA THIN. HAHA.
DECEPTICONS? MORE LIKE DECEPTIVELY-SMALL-PENIS-CONS. HAHAHAHA

YO GDM HOOK A PLAYA UP.

Scorpinoc said...

beep beep beep.. Peeeeeeeeeeep
00011011011001001011000111
10110011010101001110010110
spaaaat.. beep
Jeah.. Jeah
10001011010101001010010101
00101011101010101010101010
1010101poonjuice0101010101

gimmidamonii said...

hye guys its me, the real slim shady hahaha no its me the REAL gimmidamonii ,,, i dont kno who the other one is, maybe he stole my decryption hax,, not cool dude
neways, as evry1 knos, i dont hax toasters, mainly because most of the sw is written in COBOL or Jobol++, lolz an as vry1 nos, i only code c++ in the summer c-son (lolz.. dont kno if u guys will get that jwuk)
btw, since w'ere talking movies, my fave movie is obv the matrix,,, it was a good movie but in real life obv the sys admin of the matrix would hav used htaccess to prevent neo, and obv there r no girl haxors,, btw trinity878 from IRC if u read this blog pls page me

M. C. Fazeli said...

So Megatron: did you lubricate the toaster with your Castrol Syntec 10W30? Makes the engine perform Optimusly... Maximum horse power... it's like popping an Energon pill, your drive shaft will have an AllSpark aura about it!

In total randomness, FCUK has printed a shirt with the original megatron spiced up 2007 stylez with a red F plastered on it beside a white C...

Genius... I bought it! Now I can be a geek without being geeky :)

Anonymous said...

this might be the most cracked out thread i've ever written, and i may be chastised for writing this, but i wasn't the biggest fan of the movie. there i said it, and now i have gas

trinity878 said...

omg gdm u post here too? lolz i m waitin for u plz im me at trinity878@fbi.com and send ur account number and credit history did u ever wish u had a bigger C**(&?

peace,
GDM

trinity878 said...

shit i mean peace, trinity878, common mistake i think right?

shit

Morpheus (from the Matrix) said...

lolz, yo guyz its me morpheus from the matrix (th e movie),, i cant believe there are so many other l33t haxors here, like GDM, one of the l33test of the l33t...rotflmao!!1!
yo gdm do u remember the time we sent u into teh matrix to defeat the terminator and you ended up in a 3some with trinity and sara connor?hahahahaa

hastala vista (but not windows vista...thats for n00bs)
pce

gimmidamonii said...

lol!! I cant belive that morpheus remembers that!1!
morpheus ur a cool cat, u can hange wit me netime on IRC
pce guyz

-gdm

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