Saturday, August 11, 2007

Interesting New Appendage to English!

Reuters, Dublin --A group of professors (pictured left) from the University of Dublin announced this week that they intend to introduce an appendage to the English language. Triggered by the proliferation of what's known to Internet discussion forum users and bloggers as "elitespeak", the group announced that several of the machinations could easily, and should be, applied to use in the English language.

To add to the issue, the group also introduced a new innovation that they created themselves. Termed the queston, the new method of ending question-based sentences shortens the entire length of novels by up to 300 characters, thereby saving paper.

Basically, the queston involves ending a question-based sentence with a capital letter rather than a question mark. For instance : How do I feel about reading this far into this articlE

Early adopters indicate stupidity.

Is this blasphemY


GDM aka Gimmidamonii Not to brag but if u need hax... said...

wow great writin, great theme, great article all the way. too bad bout me bein the only reply on the thread brohemia but there are limits to human potential, rotflol wut, gotta go my mom's callin me

gdm2 said...

anybody feelin' me on this onE

monii_grubbr said...

r u a hottiE

Pierri J. Blige said...

i am the largest prime number in the universe, i have no factors, i stand on the shoulders of no giants

m_grbr said...

delete posT || keep post alivE, tht is teh!1! neilv is teh gheY

btw l33t thread so far

M. C. Fazeli said...

we shld ct vwls frm all wrds excpt thse at the strt or end of a wrd! Use nmbrs as wrds, use symbls, & Frgt apstrphs 2! thtd sv srs nmbr of chrctr wldnt iT Bt hw do yu dl wth wrds tht cmpct smlrlY

btw... srs = serious!

Joe, you're the square root of negative 1...

joe said...

good grief...if i wore yellow shirts i wld l00k exactly like charlie brown...lucy is teh hott btw

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NeilV said...

I'm proud of all you... all you... hoes.

Mladen The Terrible said...

trees fall. trees grow.

at the end of the day no one cares about paper.

God said...

blessed r teh m33k

RikkiDee said...

send this to 10 of your friends

Lauren said...

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues,
and I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs,"
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed,
"what's that THING you've made out of my truffula tuft!!"

"Look, Lorax," I said, "there's no cause for alarm.
I chopped just one tree - I am doing no harm.
I'm being quite useful: this thing is a thneed.
A thneed's a fine something that all people need.
I meant no harm, I most truly did not.
But I had to get bigger, so bigger I got.
I biggered my factory, I biggered my roads,
I biggered my wagons, I biggered the loads
of the thneeds I shipped out, I was shipping them forth
to the south! To the east! To the west! To the north!
I went right on biggering, selling more thneeds,
and I biggered my money, which everyone needs.
Then all that was left 'neath the bad-smelling sky
was my big empty factory, the Lorax, and I.
The Lorax said nothing - just gave me a glance.
Just gave me a sad, sad backward glance
as he lifted himself by the seat of the pants.
And I'll never forget the grim look on his face
as he heisted himself and took leave of this place
through a hole in the smog without leaving a trace.

And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless."

the lorax claims to speak for the trees but his message was printed in a BOOK! eep... i think you may be onto something creepydude, if he didn't speak for the trees they would still be standing

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