welcome...

... to the dark abyss that is the basement of the little white house on the corner

here, creatures stumble forth from the dark, eyes blinking and curiosity sparking their thirsty minds, to shed light on the most pressing conundrums of our time. using all of the cunning of bruce campbell , and the insight of grissom on CSI (dude, some of his one-liners are just BANG on... "looks like she took a dirt nap!" re: the woman who died from asphyxiation due to a tonne of sand being dumped on her dozing body... sheer brilliance), these creatures will attempt to unravel some of the world's largest conspiracies, cover-ups and general BS starting with....